We’ve always been fully supportive of Jennifer Lopez’s somewhat over-the-top style preferences. One might even say that we’ve been too forgiving of them over the years, but we’ve always felt her persona as a pop star/actress and her personality as J Lo gave her a lot of leeway to be a little wild and even a little tacky in her promotional style. So we feel it somewhat notable that our response to her latest ensemble was…



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Not today, Satan.

We might be convinced that each of these items (with the exception of that ridiculous bag) could anchor a pretty hot outfit,  but putting them all together at once just looks like she’s trying to camouflage herself in a Hallmark store in December. We rarely ever write these words in this particular combination: This is way too much, J Lo.